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'I love u but you're a***holes'A streetwise mother jetting off on holiday has gone to hilarious lengths to make sure her children behave while she is away. Leaving grumpy teenagers behind is a nightmare for many parents - as they envisage the family home getting trashed after the kids wild parties. But one mum from Chryston, Lanarkshire, decided to take no chances with her offspring as she penned a three-page warning which involved advice about prostitutes and drugs. And affronted Robbie Ewart soon took to Twitter after finding the note pinned on the fridge, reports the Daily Record. Robbie clearly enjoys the high life with his sister, Katie, if the instructions are to believed, and his mums helpful advice has now gone viral. Pinned in place with fridge magnets, he posted a picture of his mums musings and said: When yer maw n da are going on holiday n have trust issues. It all starts off well with I love u both very much before going on to say but lets face it yous are a***holes. Read MoreRelated ArticlesMum asks prankster son how to play Pokmon GO - and he has a LOT of fun with his answer I know you both like to try and outdo each other in the in the who can f*** up the most category, so dont feel the need to express yourselves when Im gone. The note posted on Twitter by Robbie Ewart (Image: Robbie Ewart) Bad things happen. Katie is seen as the most respo

nsible of the pair, but her individual letter has some strong words about police visits. She is told: I dont want another letter from the council re anti-social behaviour or a visi

t from Police Scotlands finest. She is also warned to stay in touch with Granny Mo and is told she is responsible for the dog. Remember - the dog. Yes - dogs need to be fed every da

y just like you. You are the responsible one (hard to believe). Look after Robbie because lets face it, the boys half daft and can barely tie his shoelaces. Life can be difficult for him. Robbie is next for a tongue lashing in typical Scottish style. Please inform your squad that our log cabin is not a drug den or a 24 hour bar. Read MoreRelated ArticlesAfter child pees during appearance on This Morning, a look at the funniest ever live TV blunders Believe it or not, our neighbours dont like it when one of your amigos drive up and down the street on their s****y wee dirt bike. I have left money for essentials, i.e bread and milk, not drugs, Glens, mad dug, hookers and Dominoes. The final bit of paper has a note directed to both of them: If you run out of food, phone Granny Mo. She will no dou

bt bring you a bag of MS finest cause she thinks yous are sweet and angelic. For anything major, phone Grandpa Sean as Granny Mo will panic. So remember, Kerry, Wull and wee Lewy deserve a holiday free from stress and worry. If you do anything to ruin it, you will both face my eternal wrath. Again, love you both. Video LoadingVideo UnavailableClick to playTap to playThe video will start in8CancelPlay now

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